Got a crap-tastic Walmart special rusting out under the porch? Scratches and dents? Bent wheels and bald tires? Cheeto stains on the seat and poop in the grips? Just want that premium chinesium amalgamation of dry rotted rubber, plastic, and hi-ten fecal matter removed from your property? Look no further because as the kids say - "I got you fam." I would love to pick up your junk heap of a bicycle shaped object with the intent of getting it rideable for one last go at a loving "demo derby" lifestyle for the boys and I before some wanna-be gangster teen steals it off my front lawn as a rite of passage.

Mainly looking for Huffy SeaStars, but any clapped out 20in wheeled kids bike in the main Salt Lake area is fair game. Leave that bish out on the curb or by the garbage can you just can't get yourself to throw it in and let me know where to pickup.