It Can Be Yours
9 Days
234
3
$3,200.00
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VenmoFOR SALE: 2023 Yamaha YZ85 – The Actually Legal Speed Machine Are you tired of watching kids zoom through neighborhood intersections on silent electric e-bikes like they’re auditioning for a low-budget action movie? Fed up with the suburban sidewalk grand prix? It’s time to trade the battery-powered chaos for some real blue-blooded braap. The Why You Need This Highlights: • Legal & Lethal: This isn't a gray area bicycle with a motor taped to it. It’s a purpose-built racing machine. Take it to the mountains, the trails, or the MX track—places where adventure doesn't involve dodging a neighbor’s minivan. • Safety First (Mostly): Unlike those e-bikes currently haunting local hospital ERs and police blotters, this bike is meant for dirt. It has real suspension, real brakes, and a powerband that teaches respect, not just reckless urban commuting. • Pure Two-Stroke Magic: No charging cables, no firmware updates, and no silent but deadly approach. It sounds like a chainsaw on steroids and smells like victory (and premix). The Details: • Year: 2023 • Model: Yamaha YZ85 • Condition: Great. Maintained by someone who actually knows what a torque wrench is. • Upgrades: Kept lean, mean, and ready to scream. The Trade-Off: If you buy your kid an e-bike, they’ll probably get a citation for riding on the sidewalk or end up on a viral What Not To Do video. If you buy them this YZ85, they’ll get muddy, tired, and learn how to actually ride a motorcycle. Plus, you’ll know exactly where they are: at the track or on the trail, being a legend. Stop the electric madness. Bring back the braap.
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It Can Be Yours
9 Days
234
3
$3,200.00
Description
Condition
Payment Types Accepted
ZelleVenmoFOR SALE: 2023 Yamaha YZ85 – The Actually Legal Speed Machine Are you tired of watching kids zoom through neighborhood intersections on silent electric e-bikes like they’re auditioning for a low-budget action movie? Fed up with the suburban sidewalk grand prix? It’s time to trade the battery-powered chaos for some real blue-blooded braap. The Why You Need This Highlights: • Legal & Lethal: This isn't a gray area bicycle with a motor taped to it. It’s a purpose-built racing machine. Take it to the mountains, the trails, or the MX track—places where adventure doesn't involve dodging a neighbor’s minivan. • Safety First (Mostly): Unlike those e-bikes currently haunting local hospital ERs and police blotters, this bike is meant for dirt. It has real suspension, real brakes, and a powerband that teaches respect, not just reckless urban commuting. • Pure Two-Stroke Magic: No charging cables, no firmware updates, and no silent but deadly approach. It sounds like a chainsaw on steroids and smells like victory (and premix). The Details: • Year: 2023 • Model: Yamaha YZ85 • Condition: Great. Maintained by someone who actually knows what a torque wrench is. • Upgrades: Kept lean, mean, and ready to scream. The Trade-Off: If you buy your kid an e-bike, they’ll probably get a citation for riding on the sidewalk or end up on a viral What Not To Do video. If you buy them this YZ85, they’ll get muddy, tired, and learn how to actually ride a motorcycle. Plus, you’ll know exactly where they are: at the track or on the trail, being a legend. Stop the electric madness. Bring back the braap.
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