Time for an upgrade
18 Hours
64
1
$3,200.00
Description
Condition
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ZelleFOR SALE: 2023 Yamaha YZ85 – The "Actually Legal" Speed Machine
Are you tired of watching kids zoom through neighborhood intersections on silent electric "e-bikes" like they’re auditioning for a low-budget action movie? Fed up with the suburban sidewalk grand prix?
It’s time to trade the battery-powered chaos for some real blue-blooded braap.
The "Why You Need This" Highlights:
• Legal & Lethal: This isn't a "gray area" bicycle with a motor taped to it. It’s a purpose-built racing machine. Take it to the mountains, the trails, or the MX track—places where "adventure" doesn't involve dodging a neighbor’s minivan.
• Safety First (Mostly): Unlike those e-bikes currently haunting local hospital ERs and police blotters, this bike is meant for dirt. It has real suspension, real brakes, and a powerband that teaches respect, not just reckless urban commuting.
• Pure Two-Stroke Magic: No charging cables, no firmware updates, and no "silent but deadly" approach. It sounds like a chainsaw on steroids and smells like victory (and premix).
The Details:
• Year: 2023
• Model: Yamaha YZ85
• Condition: Great. Maintained by someone who actually knows what a torque wrench is.
• Upgrades: Kept lean, mean, and ready to scream.
The Trade-Off:
If you buy your kid an e-bike, they’ll probably get a citation for riding on the sidewalk or end up on a viral "What Not To Do" video. If you buy them this YZ85, they’ll get muddy, tired, and learn how to actually ride a motorcycle. Plus, you’ll know exactly where they are: at the track or on the trail, being a legend.
Stop the electric madness. Bring back the braap.
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Time for an upgrade
18 Hours
64
1
$3,200.00
Description
Condition
Payment Types Accepted
ZelleFOR SALE: 2023 Yamaha YZ85 – The "Actually Legal" Speed Machine
Are you tired of watching kids zoom through neighborhood intersections on silent electric "e-bikes" like they’re auditioning for a low-budget action movie? Fed up with the suburban sidewalk grand prix?
It’s time to trade the battery-powered chaos for some real blue-blooded braap.
The "Why You Need This" Highlights:
• Legal & Lethal: This isn't a "gray area" bicycle with a motor taped to it. It’s a purpose-built racing machine. Take it to the mountains, the trails, or the MX track—places where "adventure" doesn't involve dodging a neighbor’s minivan.
• Safety First (Mostly): Unlike those e-bikes currently haunting local hospital ERs and police blotters, this bike is meant for dirt. It has real suspension, real brakes, and a powerband that teaches respect, not just reckless urban commuting.
• Pure Two-Stroke Magic: No charging cables, no firmware updates, and no "silent but deadly" approach. It sounds like a chainsaw on steroids and smells like victory (and premix).
The Details:
• Year: 2023
• Model: Yamaha YZ85
• Condition: Great. Maintained by someone who actually knows what a torque wrench is.
• Upgrades: Kept lean, mean, and ready to scream.
The Trade-Off:
If you buy your kid an e-bike, they’ll probably get a citation for riding on the sidewalk or end up on a viral "What Not To Do" video. If you buy them this YZ85, they’ll get muddy, tired, and learn how to actually ride a motorcycle. Plus, you’ll know exactly where they are: at the track or on the trail, being a legend.
Stop the electric madness. Bring back the braap.
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