Ball Python - Esca, the One-Forked Legend
10 Hours
39
0
$125.00
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VenmoLooking for a low-maintenance roommate who doesn’t play loud music, won’t eat your leftovers, and is a literal professional at social distancing? Meet Esca, the Ball Python with more street cred than your favorite rapper. The Legend of the "Backstreet Brawl" Esca has been with me for 5 years, but before he went "suburban dad," he had a bit of a rough-and-tumble past. In a previous life (before I got him), he got into a disagreement with a live rat. Esca walked away the victor, but he left half of a fork of his tongue on the battlefield. Yes, he’s a one-forked wonder. He tastes the air with a slightly different "accent" now, but honestly, it just adds to his rugged, mysterious charm. He’s basically the Snake version of a guy with a cool scar and a story he only tells after two drinks. The Specs Length: A solid 48 inches (4 feet of pure, unadulterated muscle). Personality: Extremely friendly and docile. He’s less "vicious predator" and more "sentient neck tie." Health: 10/10. He’s thriving and has officially retired from the "live combat" scene. He eats large frozen rats like a champ—no more street fights for this guy. Vibe: Very chill. Great for beginners or anyone who wants a pet that doubles as a conversation starter. The "New Life" Starter Kit Included: You’re not just getting a snake; you’re getting Esca’s entire bachelor pad: 20-Gallon Glass Enclosure (The Penthouse). Under-tank Heater (Because he enjoys a warm underbelly). The "Hide" Rock (For when he needs some "me time"). Water Bowl (For hydrating and the occasional spa soak). Why should you buy him? If you want a snake that’s tough enough to survive a rat-inflicted tongue piercing but sweet enough to hang out on your shoulders while you watch Netflix, Esca is your man. He’s healthy, he’s huge, and he’s ready for a forever home where the only "beef" he has is with a thawed-out rodent once a week.
Serious inquiries only. No rats with boxing gloves allowed near the premises.
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Ball Python - Esca, the One-Forked Legend
10 Hours
39
0
$125.00
Description
Condition
Payment Types Accepted
VenmoLooking for a low-maintenance roommate who doesn’t play loud music, won’t eat your leftovers, and is a literal professional at social distancing? Meet Esca, the Ball Python with more street cred than your favorite rapper. The Legend of the "Backstreet Brawl" Esca has been with me for 5 years, but before he went "suburban dad," he had a bit of a rough-and-tumble past. In a previous life (before I got him), he got into a disagreement with a live rat. Esca walked away the victor, but he left half of a fork of his tongue on the battlefield. Yes, he’s a one-forked wonder. He tastes the air with a slightly different "accent" now, but honestly, it just adds to his rugged, mysterious charm. He’s basically the Snake version of a guy with a cool scar and a story he only tells after two drinks. The Specs Length: A solid 48 inches (4 feet of pure, unadulterated muscle). Personality: Extremely friendly and docile. He’s less "vicious predator" and more "sentient neck tie." Health: 10/10. He’s thriving and has officially retired from the "live combat" scene. He eats large frozen rats like a champ—no more street fights for this guy. Vibe: Very chill. Great for beginners or anyone who wants a pet that doubles as a conversation starter. The "New Life" Starter Kit Included: You’re not just getting a snake; you’re getting Esca’s entire bachelor pad: 20-Gallon Glass Enclosure (The Penthouse). Under-tank Heater (Because he enjoys a warm underbelly). The "Hide" Rock (For when he needs some "me time"). Water Bowl (For hydrating and the occasional spa soak). Why should you buy him? If you want a snake that’s tough enough to survive a rat-inflicted tongue piercing but sweet enough to hang out on your shoulders while you watch Netflix, Esca is your man. He’s healthy, he’s huge, and he’s ready for a forever home where the only "beef" he has is with a thawed-out rodent once a week.
Serious inquiries only. No rats with boxing gloves allowed near the premises.
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