2 bonded skinny pigs - accepting staff applications
6 Hours
18
1
$100.00
Hamish
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VenmoSEEKING STAFF.
Geralt and Garvy are currently accepting applications for full-time human servants.
Geralt (approximately 5–6 years old) is the Director of Customer Relations. He is a handsome skinny pig, professional snack inspector, and unapologetic attention enthusiast. If you enter the room, Geralt will immediately assume you came specifically to pet him. He will march right over, demand affection, and then reward your efforts with world-class snuggles.
Garvy is the Vice President of Suspicion. He firmly believes that all humans are questionable until proven otherwise. Catching him for cuddles can feel a bit like negotiating with a tiny, furry cryptid. However, once apprehended, Garvy undergoes a remarkable transformation into a sleepy lap potato who melts into your arms and happily snoozes through his performance review.
Together, these best friends currently reside in a luxurious two-story, 14-foot-wide Coroplast mansion. They are willing to bring their estate with them for the right family.
Their hobbies include: 🥬 Demanding vegetables 🥬 Wheeking as though they have never been fed before 🥬 Judging your snack choices 🥬 Rearranging their home decor at 3 a.m. 🥬 Looking adorable while contributing absolutely nothing to household expenses
Geralt and Garvy are searching for a forever home where they can continue their important work of being ridiculously cute.
Included with adoption: One outgoing naked gentleman who believes every human exists to pet him One shy cuddle expert who secretly loves naps in your lap Endless entertainment A fully furnished guinea pig mansion
Salary: Unlimited vegetables.
Apply today. Geralt is already waiting by the door for pets, and Garvy is hiding nearby pretending he doesn't care.
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2 bonded skinny pigs - accepting staff applications
6 Hours
18
1
$100.00
Hamish
Note: KSL, its service providers, and the seller receive data from this message. See our Privacy Notice and TOU for details.
Description
Condition
Payment Types Accepted
VenmoSEEKING STAFF.
Geralt and Garvy are currently accepting applications for full-time human servants.
Geralt (approximately 5–6 years old) is the Director of Customer Relations. He is a handsome skinny pig, professional snack inspector, and unapologetic attention enthusiast. If you enter the room, Geralt will immediately assume you came specifically to pet him. He will march right over, demand affection, and then reward your efforts with world-class snuggles.
Garvy is the Vice President of Suspicion. He firmly believes that all humans are questionable until proven otherwise. Catching him for cuddles can feel a bit like negotiating with a tiny, furry cryptid. However, once apprehended, Garvy undergoes a remarkable transformation into a sleepy lap potato who melts into your arms and happily snoozes through his performance review.
Together, these best friends currently reside in a luxurious two-story, 14-foot-wide Coroplast mansion. They are willing to bring their estate with them for the right family.
Their hobbies include: 🥬 Demanding vegetables 🥬 Wheeking as though they have never been fed before 🥬 Judging your snack choices 🥬 Rearranging their home decor at 3 a.m. 🥬 Looking adorable while contributing absolutely nothing to household expenses
Geralt and Garvy are searching for a forever home where they can continue their important work of being ridiculously cute.
Included with adoption: One outgoing naked gentleman who believes every human exists to pet him One shy cuddle expert who secretly loves naps in your lap Endless entertainment A fully furnished guinea pig mansion
Salary: Unlimited vegetables.
Apply today. Geralt is already waiting by the door for pets, and Garvy is hiding nearby pretending he doesn't care.
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