midvail'/ 1: The center of the universe, as well as the salt lake valley 2: The home for the distinguished

Welcome to Midvale, your new home. $450 Deposit. Utilities Covered. House is located 3 minutes from the I-15 freeway, restaurants, Topgolf, and grocery stores. We're a furnished household with all your basic amenities - fridges, stove, washer/dryer; even down to the utterly useless kitchen utinsels (like that apple de-corer that your mom got you last Christmas? You know the one. You lied and said you "loved it". Liar)

Yes, it's a private room, so no, you won't have to worry about lying awake in horror, listening to your roommate Sam sleeptalking about their Unicorn-Nicholas Cage fantasy (see what I did there? Sam - gender neutral name. That's good writing)

We're a coed household - a bunch of twenty-somethings. We come together and hang out when we want, and retreat to our rooms when we don't.

We live next to a police station, so that's cool for safety and all (unless you're of the "F the police" variety, in which case you could toilet paper their station, or maybe just leave them a strongly worded letter)