Your truck called. It wants its dignity back
8 Days
17
1
$75.00
Description
Condition
Payment Types Accepted
Venmo🤣 Dodge Dakota Bumper – Survived More Hits Than Your Playlist and please, make sure to fix your truck before your neighbors Prius gains more respect.
If your Dakota’s rear end is looking… questionable… this bumper is ready to step in (literally).
Let’s be honest… If you’re looking at this, your current bumper is either missing, bent, or held on by hope and zip ties.
Good news: This one is not embarrassing.
️ Fits Dodge Dakota 1997–2004-ish (aka the good years and before trucks got soft) ️ Heavy-duty steel – tougher than your uncle’s opinions ️ Step pad included so you can climb in like a civilized human ️ Comes with brackets (because I’m not a monster and no treasure hunt at Home Depot) ️ Black finish – hides scratches better than excuses
Condition: Straight, solid, and ready for round 2, not perfect, but neither are we.
It’s seen life… but haven’t we all?
Cheaper than a body shop and way less drama
Price: $70 West Jordan Pickup only – I’m not shipping this beast unless you send a forklift
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Your truck called. It wants its dignity back
8 Days
17
1
$75.00
Description
Condition
Payment Types Accepted
Venmo🤣 Dodge Dakota Bumper – Survived More Hits Than Your Playlist and please, make sure to fix your truck before your neighbors Prius gains more respect.
If your Dakota’s rear end is looking… questionable… this bumper is ready to step in (literally).
Let’s be honest… If you’re looking at this, your current bumper is either missing, bent, or held on by hope and zip ties.
Good news: This one is not embarrassing.
️ Fits Dodge Dakota 1997–2004-ish (aka the good years and before trucks got soft) ️ Heavy-duty steel – tougher than your uncle’s opinions ️ Step pad included so you can climb in like a civilized human ️ Comes with brackets (because I’m not a monster and no treasure hunt at Home Depot) ️ Black finish – hides scratches better than excuses
Condition: Straight, solid, and ready for round 2, not perfect, but neither are we.
It’s seen life… but haven’t we all?
Cheaper than a body shop and way less drama
Price: $70 West Jordan Pickup only – I’m not shipping this beast unless you send a forklift
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