April Fools — read this first: This is a prank listing. There is no actual donkey for sale. Please no calls, just text… preferably asking Deena about the donkey.

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Now that that’s out of the way…

Up for sale is a “highly trained” dancing donkey (allegedly approved and fully backed by Deena, who definitely knows all about it… or is about to).

️ “Dances” to country music like it was born for the rodeo️ Known for a bold, slightly questionable two-step️ Has already caused confusion and mild concern

If you’re texting about this, feel free to ask Deena for all the details—she’s clearly the expert here.

Deena, if you’re reading this… I regret nothing.

Happy April Fools!

Miss you - Taylor