








22 Hours
29
2
$15.00
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VenmoThe "I’m Not Here" Luxury Canine Suite
This crate can handle up to 120lb dog. And if you, human, need to occasionally physically manifest your desire to be left alone, this crate is the perfect match.
I am selling our x-large, lightweight metal dog crate. It’s used, in excellent condition, and comes with the highly coveted "Human Approved" seal of comfort.
The Details: - The Build: Durable metal wiring with a removable plastic tray (ideal for "accidents" or spilled wine).
Multi-Purpose Functionality: 1. The Dog Den: Give your pup a secure spot to gnaw on bones and judge your life choices from a distance. 2. The Reality Buffer: We’ve found this crate is the only place in the house where "Human Reality" cannot find you. If you are a human looking for a short, scheduled time-out from taxes, laundry, or social obligations, this is your new office.
"I went in to clean the tray and stayed for the silence. 13/10 would hide here again." — Current Owner
Price: $15 Pick-up: Sugarhouse
KSL Classifieds makes it easy to buy and sell with peace of mind. Check our safety tips and quickly report anything that doesn’t look right to keep your experience smooth and secure.












22 Hours
29
2
$15.00
Note: KSL, its service providers, and the seller receive data from this message. See our Privacy Notice and TOU for details.
KSL Classifieds makes it easy to buy and sell with peace of mind. Check our safety tips and quickly report anything that doesn’t look right to keep your experience smooth and secure.









VenmoThe "I’m Not Here" Luxury Canine Suite
This crate can handle up to 120lb dog. And if you, human, need to occasionally physically manifest your desire to be left alone, this crate is the perfect match.
I am selling our x-large, lightweight metal dog crate. It’s used, in excellent condition, and comes with the highly coveted "Human Approved" seal of comfort.
The Details: - The Build: Durable metal wiring with a removable plastic tray (ideal for "accidents" or spilled wine).
Multi-Purpose Functionality: 1. The Dog Den: Give your pup a secure spot to gnaw on bones and judge your life choices from a distance. 2. The Reality Buffer: We’ve found this crate is the only place in the house where "Human Reality" cannot find you. If you are a human looking for a short, scheduled time-out from taxes, laundry, or social obligations, this is your new office.
"I went in to clean the tray and stayed for the silence. 13/10 would hide here again." — Current Owner
Price: $15 Pick-up: Sugarhouse











