Fresh Eggs
2 Days
32
1
$3.00
Description
Condition
Payment Types Accepted
Venmo
ApplePay
ZelleEGG SITUATION OUT OF CONTROL
Our hens have officially lost their minds… they are laying eggs like they’re training for the Olympics. 🥇
We’ve reached a critical point:
Counters full
Fridge full
Neighbors avoiding us
We might actually turn into eggs at this rate
We’ve been… sampling the product a little too much and let’s just say—we can’t keep getting high on our own supply.
So PLEASE… help us restore balance to the universe.
🥚 Farm-fresh chicken eggs
$3.00 per dozen
Laid by overachievers with zero chill
Buy some eggs. Save a family. Possibly prevent us from clucking in public.
DM before we start naming them and getting emotionally attached.
No I do not deliver! Please don't ask. I will meet you in the parking lot of Harmons. please place a delivery a few days in advance So we can fulfill everyone's orders.
Fresh Eggs
2 Days
32
1
$3.00
Description
Condition
Payment Types Accepted
VenmoApplePayZelleEGG SITUATION OUT OF CONTROL
Our hens have officially lost their minds… they are laying eggs like they’re training for the Olympics. 🥇
We’ve reached a critical point:
Counters full
Fridge full
Neighbors avoiding us
We might actually turn into eggs at this rate
We’ve been… sampling the product a little too much and let’s just say—we can’t keep getting high on our own supply.
So PLEASE… help us restore balance to the universe.
🥚 Farm-fresh chicken eggs
$3.00 per dozen
Laid by overachievers with zero chill
Buy some eggs. Save a family. Possibly prevent us from clucking in public.
DM before we start naming them and getting emotionally attached.
No I do not deliver! Please don't ask. I will meet you in the parking lot of Harmons. please place a delivery a few days in advance So we can fulfill everyone's orders.
