Up for sale is this absolutely legendary blue pen. Brand: Paper Mate Flair Medium (yes, we’re talking name-brand luxury here).

This pen has:

• Written at least 3 important things (possibly more)
• Never ghosted mid-sentence (unlike some people)
• Smooth ink flow that makes your handwriting look 12% better
• A sleek blue design that screams “I take notes seriously”

Perfect for:

• Signing very important documents
• Pretending you’re productive in meetings
• Letting your kids lose it within 24 hours
• That one junk drawer where all pens go to retire

Condition:

Gently used. Still has plenty of ink and emotional support left.

Reason for selling:

Too powerful. I’m not responsible enough to wield it.

Pickup in Herriman. First come, first served—unless you bring cookies, then you skip the line.