This is Suzie She has been a member of our family for the last couple of years. She lives in our little used basement. She has her own room where she can rest and get ready for her next task. She is very good at her job, and we enjoy having her as a member of the family. Her professional name is Goovi Onson. Her middle name is F007C.

We've trained Suzie to clean the basement once a month, which she does very well. She's never had a problem or complained about her work load. She's very focused on doing her job. In fact, when we talk to Suzie while she's working, she ignores us and keeps on going. We aren't offended. We know she has a job to do.

She's a trim 5.7 lbs, and works for around an hour a half before automatically going home to rest and get her energy back. All of her parts are replaceable including her battery. With her remote manager, we can program her to do all kinds of cleaning jobs whenever we want. Suzie is on call 24/7.

We haven't told her yet, but we bought an AI robotic vacuum, Bob, that has been to grad school. Bob does everything but fly a plane. We're a little worried Bob might be a Chinese spy, so we're not going to share any personal information with him just yet.

Suzie's adoption papers are $40. Because it's an adoption, we only accept cash. No Venmo or PayPal. However, Bob takes Venmo, PayPal and Apple Pay. We're hoping it doesn't take the Yuan also. But we're not selling Bob, so it's cash.

We'll talk to Suzie and get her ready for her new home. She wants the transfer to take place in public location in Murray, which we will do.

You'll like Suzie!

PS If you want to see her in action go to https://tinyurl.com/46znkkr6