Cedar Strip Canoe
3 Days
204
5
$2,000.00
Kurtis
Description
Condition
Payment Types Accepted
VenmoTHE CHAD OF CANOES: BE THE MAIN CHARACTER OF THE LAKE! Listen up, explorers, art collectors, and people who just want to look cooler than their neighbors! Are you tired of plastic kayaks that look like oversized Tupperware? Do you want a vessel so beautiful it makes grizzly bears stop and take selfies? Presenting: The Hand-Crafted Western Red Cedar Masterpiece. This isn't just a boat; it’s a floating mid-century modern fever dream. Built with Cherry and Walnut inlays and hand-woven seats, it’s basically a luxury recliner that happens to defy gravity on water. WHY YOU NEED THIS IN YOUR LIFE:
- Yellowstone Tested, Legend Approved: I’ve personally taken this beast into the Yellowstone backcountry. It’s handled 4 adults and enough gear to survive an apocalypse. It’s stable enough that you won't pull a clumsy rom-com flip in front of your date.
- Fast & Light: It’s so light and aerodynamic you’ll feel like an Olympic athlete, even if your cardio currently consists of walking to the fridge.
- Indestructible-ish: It’s fiberglass-strengthened. It’s tough. It’s been living under an outdoor cover like a hibernating bear, just waiting for its moment to shine.
- Double Threat: Is it a high-performance watercraft? YES. Is it a $10,000-looking ceiling installation for your man cave or lake house? ALSO YES. ️ THE I'M MOVING DEAL OF THE CENTURY Look, I’m moving, and apparently, giant wooden canoe isn't a carry-on item. My loss is your absolute, undeniable gain. The Condition: It’s a few years old and has been loved. It might need a quick coat of varnish to get that blindingly shiny look back, but the bones are perfection. Price: 2000.00 — Cheaper than a therapist, and much better at helping you find yourself in the wilderness. Stop being a land-lubber. Buy this boat and start your journey toward becoming a local legend.
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Cedar Strip Canoe
3 Days
204
5
$2,000.00
Kurtis
Description
Condition
Payment Types Accepted
VenmoTHE CHAD OF CANOES: BE THE MAIN CHARACTER OF THE LAKE! Listen up, explorers, art collectors, and people who just want to look cooler than their neighbors! Are you tired of plastic kayaks that look like oversized Tupperware? Do you want a vessel so beautiful it makes grizzly bears stop and take selfies? Presenting: The Hand-Crafted Western Red Cedar Masterpiece. This isn't just a boat; it’s a floating mid-century modern fever dream. Built with Cherry and Walnut inlays and hand-woven seats, it’s basically a luxury recliner that happens to defy gravity on water. WHY YOU NEED THIS IN YOUR LIFE:
- Yellowstone Tested, Legend Approved: I’ve personally taken this beast into the Yellowstone backcountry. It’s handled 4 adults and enough gear to survive an apocalypse. It’s stable enough that you won't pull a clumsy rom-com flip in front of your date.
- Fast & Light: It’s so light and aerodynamic you’ll feel like an Olympic athlete, even if your cardio currently consists of walking to the fridge.
- Indestructible-ish: It’s fiberglass-strengthened. It’s tough. It’s been living under an outdoor cover like a hibernating bear, just waiting for its moment to shine.
- Double Threat: Is it a high-performance watercraft? YES. Is it a $10,000-looking ceiling installation for your man cave or lake house? ALSO YES. ️ THE I'M MOVING DEAL OF THE CENTURY Look, I’m moving, and apparently, giant wooden canoe isn't a carry-on item. My loss is your absolute, undeniable gain. The Condition: It’s a few years old and has been loved. It might need a quick coat of varnish to get that blindingly shiny look back, but the bones are perfection. Price: 2000.00 — Cheaper than a therapist, and much better at helping you find yourself in the wilderness. Stop being a land-lubber. Buy this boat and start your journey toward becoming a local legend.
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